Argot Navis

So, I meant to write about this a while back, but I'm lazy and often busy. Anyway, I was driving to the store during finals week, which meant that I was listening to the radio, unlike most other times when I'm not listening to the radio. Anyway, I forget which station it was, but they started playing Black Sabbath's “Iron Man.” “OK,” I thought, “that's cool enough.” Oh, how wrong I was. After hearing the intro replaced with “I AM SANTA CLAUS,” I figured it was a promo for the radio station, and was hoping it'd be over soon. No. It was the whole damn song, but. . . Santa Claus. Man, Western Massachusetts has shitty radio. I actually looked it up, just to see who did it. . . and it was Bob Rivers. Apparently Seattle has shitty radio, too.