Argot Navis

You know, I'm not one to tell other people how to do their jobs, but I think some people could genuinely use some guidance. For example, I just got a spam e-mail from a person named “Pirate.” Seriously. Their display name was just “Pirate.” Now, as fitting a description as that might be, that's probably not the best way to get someone to open your spam message. Hell, I'm more likely to open those sixteen identical e-mails from “Sven O'Malley” and “Hurealite K. Cohobation” than one from a guy calling himself “Pirate.”