Argot Navis

As anyone who knows me is, I am sure, painfully aware, I enjoy The Golden Girls. Tonight, I was watching an episode I've seen at least a few times before, “Dorothy's Prized Pupil,” in which said pupil wins an essay contest, which tips off the INS to the fact that he's an illegal alien. I'm really not sure how I missed it before, but that illegal alien was none other than Mario Lopez. You know, from that one show. What makes it worse is that his name on the show was freaking Mario. With such a clever disguise, it's no wonder I missed it before.