Argot Navis

I came across this story in the news this morning. The story itself is ridiculous, as is probably standard for stories involving dogs inheriting fortunes. I mean, I'm not sure how I'd feel as her brother, knowing she gave her dog more of her money than me. Or, for that matter, one of her grandchildren, who, combined, got less than the dog. And then, apparently someone has been writing the dog death threats. A dog has received 20 death threats. Who is writing these? I mean, how much time do you have to have on your hands before writing death threats to a dog seems like a good idea? I'm really curious, because I have a lot, and I haven't hit that point yet. Then, the dog went into hiding. I hope they're making wigs for dogs now, too. Wait! I think I found her! My favorite thing about the story, though, is the second paragraph after the lead. “It says the tiny bitch was whisked away under an assumed name after receiving about 20 threats.” I assume that's as opposed to the big bitch?