Argot Navis

We were at the Super 88 today, getting supplies to make dak kalbi (which, incidentally, is pretty damned spicy when you make it the way we did). Anyway, in the course of our shopping, I picked up a bottle of ichimi togarashi to inspect them and, after putting them down, I intelligently rubbed my eye with my hand. Needless to say, that was not the best idea I've ever had. I started to think about how stupid that was of me, but then my mind wandered to Most Haunted, one of the many hilarious shows “documenting” the paranormal. I realized that I was not stupid, but that I had been fooled. Yes, you see, “It's an old witches' trick. They've done that to me before, put stuff in my eye.” I think this is a turning point for me. From now on, whenever I do something stupid, I'm going to blame the wizards.