Men-doh-see-no, Men-doh-see-no October 9, 2008
Posted by argotnavis in Music.Tags: awesome, California, digital music, obscure bands, Punk rock
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I’m willing to admit that I’m a bit out of the loop when it comes to music. I still listen to a lot of music, but I don’t really have the time or energy to keep up with it as much as I’d like to. On a related note, I recently finally visited this Rhapsody site that the television has told me so much about. Readers might note that I never even visited this site when I had free access to it, so this is really something new for me. I can’t see myself actually subscribing to Rhapsody, but for some people I could see it working. This is all unrelated to the point I’m trying to make, though.
The point is, I tend to be that annoying guy when it comes to statements like, “Whatever you’re looking for, chances are you’ll find it on Rhapsody.” So, I search for artists that I’m almost positive they won’t have. Moss Icon? Nope. Sleepytime Trio? Nope. Drop Nineteens? No, again. The Lookouts? . . . Yes?
Now, you have to understand, dear reader, how much this surprised me. At the time, I was under the impression that Moss Icon, Sleepytime Trio and Drop Nineteens at least had records in print (it turns out that Moss Icon and Drop Nineteens no longer do, but that’s beside the point). Lookout!’s page for the Lookouts says the only records left in print for them are two old comps. So, I decided to check it out.
First, a bit of background. For those of you too lazy to read the Wikipedia page, the Lookouts were a band featuring Lookout! Records founder Larry Livermore and soon-to-be Green Day drummer Tre Cool. Their big claim to fame — you know, besides being Tre Cool’s old band — is that they played Operation Ivy’s last show (as you might have noticed if you read the Lookout! page on them), which is pretty cool.
Anyway, my first assumption was that the record Rhapsody had must be IV, since there were only four available songs and that EP was still in print a few years back (it’s also on YouTube if you’d like to hear it). But no, it’s Mendocino Homeland (the same user has also put that up on YouTube, if you want to search for it), a record that was long out of print by the time I was old enough to care. This really surprised me, since I had e-mailed Lookout! about that back when I was in high school, and their answer was something like, “I doubt we’ll be putting that one back into print, since I think you’re the first person who’s ever asked.” Of course, that was something like eight years ago, and somewhere in the course of those years I’d acquired a copy of it, but it’s still exciting to see it available.
I was curious, though, why Lookout!’s site didn’t list it as being in print. The answer is that it appears on a compilation of old records called The Lookout! Records Vinyl Vault Vol. 1 – East Bay and U.K., that is only available from online music stores. The other bands featured are the Skinflutes, Fun Bug, and Wat Tyler Wat Tyler. Being a fan of old Lookout! bands, I was a bit skeptical about the “Vol. 1″ designation. The Punk Rock 7″s Volume 1 (featuring the “late, great Isocracy,” as Jesse Michaels once said) was never followed up with a Volume 2, so I thought this might have suffered the same fate. In this case, though, there actually is a Volume 2, Olympia Hardcore vs. East Bay Sadcore, featuring Pot Valiant, Monsula, Worst Case Scenario, and, most excitingly for me, the Vagrants. In all fairness, I’m pretty sure that Pot Valiant and the Vagrants are actually the same band, but the Pot Valiant record included here is still in print.
The Vagrants record, on the other hand . . . well, I’ve never even seen a copy for sale, and it wasn’t because I wasn’t trying. (I actually went on eBay to look just now, and wouldn’t you know it, somebody has a copy for sale! I may have to get it. This really is the first time I’ve ever seen one.) So it’s exciting that I can finally hear the two other songs on the Gone EP (Lookout! used to have an MP3 of “Gone” up, back in the day).
This, to me, is one of the most exciting things about digital music. It doesn’t take as much effort to “reissue” things that very few people really want to hear in digital form, at least compared to repressing it on vinyl. Pretty awesome, if you ask me.
There was an optics festival and I wasn't informed? March 19, 2008
Posted by argotnavis in Food, Life.Tags: Alaska, California, Chocodiles, Google, Hostess, mail order, Tiger Tails, X-Entertainment
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During the course of my random googling this evening, I stumbled upon this. According to their “About Us” page, they've been around since 2003, but this is certainly the first I've heard of them. Those who know me are probably aware of my enthusiasm for Hostess snack cakes, and Chocodiles are basically the best of the bunch. They, unfortunately, only exist on the West Coast these days, which makes them sort of difficult for me to obtain around these parts. I'll probably never end up ordering any of them, but it's exciting to know that I could get them if I wanted to. The next step for mail-order should, of course, be . . . well, you know.
I am somewhat disappointed in their selection of other Hostess cakes. Besides Chocodiles, they're mostly pretty common ones. It's sort of silly, but I'm always secretly hoping that I'll discover a supplier of Tiger Tails. During my year at UAF, I was exposed to the Tiger Tail for the first time, and I have not seen them since. I think Alaska is a strange choice for the last refuge of the Tiger Tail, but it certainly wouldn't be the only strange thing about Alaska. For those who don't know, a Tiger Tail is a Twinkie covered in raspberry jam swirls and coconut. I have some pictures of them around somewhere, but I don't know where. I really wish I did, because they're rare enough these days that I think a lot of people might have never even seen them.
All of this has me thinking, this could be a good opportunity for me. Buy In-n-Out and Tiger Tails. Dot Com.
Twice Shy February 23, 2008
Posted by argotnavis in Humor, Life, TV/Movies.Tags: awesome, bad movies, California, Dinner and a Movie, Jim Carrey, Joe Bob Briggs, nostalgia, vampires
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Back in my salad days I used to stay up late on weekends watching bad movies on basic cable. My favorite show was, of course, Monstervision, starring the hilarious — to my young mind, anyway — Joe Bob Briggs. Apparently he was also president of a religious watchdog group and has written reviews of books on Biblical archaeology (I'll refrain from commenting on that for now). Who knew? Monstervision, religion, a column in Penthouse — I guess he's a well-rounded guy. Anyway, when Joe Bob wasn't on, I would often settle for Dinner and a Movie. That show is still on, but I try to avoid it in its current form. Back then, though, I did enjoy it. I feel like I may be combining several memories here, but I remember watching Dinner and a Movie once, and catching a movie called Once Bitten, starring a young Jim Carrey. The dinner, of course, was steak tartare.
The reason I mention all of this is that I saw this movie again last night, and, though terrible, it is awesome. For those who haven't seen it, I've come up with an equation that may help you: Porky's-Nudity+Vampire in Brooklyn=Once Bitten. Basically, Lauren Hutton plays a vampire who needs the blood of a virgin before Halloween in order to keep her from looking like Granny Clampett. Finding said virgin is, of course, a problem in the Hollywood of 1985. One might question why a vampire with this requirement would move to Hollywood in the first place, but if one can't let that go, one probably won't enjoy this movie very much. Of course, Jim Carrey, a high-school student in some generic and unnamed L.A. suburb who drives an ice cream truck but never actually sells any damned ice cream is, surprisingly, a virgin. In keeping with the rules of the genre, his friends talk him into heading out to Hollywood to get some action. Apparently it was common in the Hollywood of 1985 to see people walking adult lions down the street on a leash. Ah, the good old days. Well, you know what's going to happen next. Jim Carrey meets Lauren Hutton at the weird club they go to. Jim's friends end up getting arrested for some reason (I guess because they're not 21?) and Jim ends up going home with Lauren, who proceeds to suck Jim's blood . . . through his, uh, gizmo.
Anyway, Jim starts slowly turning into a vampire (and has to explain to his girlfriend why he might or might not have had sex with a woman who calls herself “The Countess” over the weekend — he didn't, by the way. Sorry to ruin it for you), but apparently she needs to suck his blood three times before he makes the full transition (and Lauren is secure in her youth). Basically, that's the movie: Jim Carrey finds himself turning into a vampire . . . and hilarity ensues. One of the few scenes I actually remember from the first time I saw this movie involves Jim's friends going to the laundromat to “pick up lonely women.” One of them asks his friend whether he has protection, and the friend produces a latex glove. “Do you intend to invite four friends?” That's basically the peak of the intentional humor. The best scene, though, and one which I strangely don't remember, is the dance scene. Yes, the dance scene. Words cannot even begin to describe that scene, but I will warn you that watching the whole thing will get Maria Vidal's classic song “Hands Off” stuck in your head for days. Also, Jim Carrey isn't wearing a costume in this scene. I'm aware that he doesn't appear to be wearing a costume, either, but every character in the film compliments him on his awesome vampire costume, prompting him, every time, to respond that he isn't wearing a costume! Also, that leg air guitar thing? Don't bother trying; that shit is seriously hard to do. Anyway, the whole thing basically goes on until the big vampire chase scene, during which Jim's girlfriend Karen Kopins figures out that if she'd just do it with him, he wouldn't be a virgin anymore, and that would really screw up Lauren's plans. So they do that, and Lauren gets transformed into Lauren Hutton in bad makeup and a gray wig. Also, Jim's friends get to do it with two other vampires. Everyone's happy!