On food . . . as usual January 25, 2008
Posted by argotnavis in Food, Life, TV/Movies.Tags: Food Network, Jeopardy!, Mama Lucia, wok hei
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Three things I feel like I have to mention:
First, Mama Lucia has returned to television. There were several Mama-free weeks of Jeopardy!, but it seems like they've come to their senses, as Mama Lucia appeared again last night right after the show. Thank heavens.
Second, after watching an episode of the mostly annoying Throwdown last night (Bobby lost!), I think I need to eat a Muffuletta. I haven't had one, but I have no doubt that it will be the best damn sandwich I've ever had in my life.
Third, I enjoy stir frying now and then. After watching an episode of the mostly awesome Good Eats (see a trend here?), I've become interested in the concept of wok hei (“the breath of the wok”). Essentially, the idea is that to properly cook in a wok, you need to get it searing hot, which does, as you might expect, involve a rather hot flame. The general consensus, both from Alton Brown and, as my grandmother would say, the powers that be, is that the ideal way to achieve this is with a King Kooker (which, I suppose, has the advantage of doubling as a turkey fryer). The disadvantage to this is that using one indoors would be bad. Maybe not total protonic reversal, but still bad. Important safety tip. Thanks.
The King Kooker is not really a viable option for me at the moment, but as luck would have it, I am cooking with gas. Unfortunately, our wok also happens to be non-stick. I know that it is generally not a good idea to heat a non-stick pan to any temperature that could be described as “searing,” but I'm willing to put our very expensive wok in peril in the name of science. Yes, it's probably dangerous to me, too. I'll get a proper wok one of these days. Anyway, the point is, I still don't think I'm getting the wok hot enough, but that might just be because I'm not giving it enough time to heat up. At any rate, my chicken got a little bit of that nice wok hei last night, and it was awesome. I think I have a new goal.
A taste that's really great November 15, 2007
Posted by argotnavis in Food, Humor, Life, TV/Movies.Tags: advertising, Jeopardy!, Mama Lucia, Mysterious
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You know those commercials that you suddenly just become fascinated with? For some, it's IDK my BFF Jill. For the old-school folks, it might be Where's the Beef? For me, it's a special ad that comes on once before Jeopardy! and once after. In fact, I think those are the only times it comes on. Ever. On any channel.
Yes, you guessed it. Mama Lucia. There's really a lot to it, for a 10-second long commercial for frozen meatballs. First, I have to believe that they're probably right; Mama Lucia meatballs probably do have a taste that's really great. Of course, I've never actually tried them. It's not that I don't like frozen meatballs. Actually, I think I probably eat more frozen meatballs than the average person. My loyalties, however, lie with “Our Best” Frozen Italian Style Meatballs, which may or may not be a Shaw's store brand. That doesn't stop me from singing the Mama Lucia jingle every time I eat them, though.
Second thing: America's favorite? How did they determine this? Actually, let me take a step back. Is being America's favorite frozen meatball even that much of an accomplishment? I'm sure being named America's Favorite Frozen Meatball is quite an honor, but really, how much competition could there possibly be? And, on top of that, how is it that they're America's favorite meatball, yet I hadn't ever heard of them before seeing this ad?
And the third (yes, I'm going out of order here). Who's that old lady at the end? Is she Mama Lucia? A quick Google image search revealed pretty much nothing, so I have to believe that she is, in fact, the Mama Lucia. I think that's probably a good thing. At first, she seems kind of creepy. But look closer. Doesn't it seem like she's saying, “Oh, hi. I didn't hear you come in. Why don't you have some meatballs? I made them fresh, then froze them and reheated them. I know how much you like them. . . America.” Yeah, it does seem like that.
Fourth, I did some research, because I'm dedicated like that, and have found that, somewhat confusingly, Mama Lucia Meatballs are a product of the Quaker Maid Meats company. Yes, when I think of good Italian food, the Quakers generally come to mind first. Here's a sampler of some of their other frozen meats. Delicious. I have to be honest. The meatballs in that picture actually look pretty disgusting. Maybe that's why you're supposed to cover them in sauce. Either way, the picture there doesn't look like something I'd want to put on my roll or plate.
Finally, why is it that this commercial only airs before and after Jeopardy? Obviously, I've made my assumptions. Perhaps the people at the Quaker Maid Meats company feel that the thinkers who watch Jeopardy! are the only ones who can truly appreciate Mama Lucia. Or maybe an intense round of trivia tends to make people really want a meatball sandwich. I can't say for sure, but it seems to me that people who don't watch Jeopardy! should get to see this, too. Well, I guess the Wheel of Fortune crowd gets to see it, too, but still, that's only two shows. Come on, Quaker Maid, step up. I want to see Mama Lucia everywhere.
